Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

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Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

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Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

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Teacher:How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?

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Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)