Sir:* What is the difference between Orange and Apple?* 
Sardar:* Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE 

SADARJI bought a new mobile. 
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' 

SADARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical   College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
SADARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. 

SADARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. 
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. 
SADARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
 
 
SADARI : If I die, will you remarry? 
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? 
SADARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister. 
 
 
SADARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' 
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' 
SADARJI : 'I was watching TV news...' 
 
 
SADARJI comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' 
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.' 

How do you recognize SADARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the  teacher erases the board. 
 

SADARJI in a bar and his cellular phone rings. 
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?' 

SADARJI : Why are all these people running? 
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup 
SADARJI - If only the  winner will get the cup, why others are running? 

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense. 
SADARJI : The future tense is 'you will go to jail' 

 
Sardar:* My mobile bill how much?* 
Call centre girl:* Sir, just dial 123 from your mobile to know current bill status* 
Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. *

Sardar: *I think that girl is deaf..* 
Friend:* How do you know?* 
Sardar: *I told I Love her, but she said her Sandals are new * 


Friend:* I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!* 
Sardar:* Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! *
 
 
Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?* 
Sardar:* ZEBRA* 
Teacher:* How?* 
Sardar:* Bcoz it is Black & White * 

Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court..* 
Sardar to judge:* You are coming daily to court, don't you have shame? 
 

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.* 
Manager:* Do you know MS Office?* 
Sardar:* If you give me the address I will go there sir.
 
 
Sardar in airplane going to Bombay .. 
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay  ... Bombay "* 
Air hostess said: *"B silent."* 
Sardar:* "Ok... Ombay. Ombay" 

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" 
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! * 


Sardar:* Miss, you called to my mobile?* 
Teacher: *Me? No, why?* 
Sardar:* Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". 
(Had never thought of it) *