An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!  

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the   
ball into the woods.   
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog   
in a trap.  

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I   
will grant you three wishes.'   
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,   
'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.  
 

...... ......... .... you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman   
said, 'That's okay.'  

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most   
beautiful woman in the world.   
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this   
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis   
whom women will flock to'.   
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will   
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'   
So, KAZAM-   
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!  

For her second wish, she   
wanted to be the richest woman in the world.   
The frog said, 'That will make  The frog said, 'That will make   

your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than   
you. '   
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's   
his is mine.'   
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!  

The   
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like to have a   
mild heart attack.'  

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't   
mess with them.  

Attention   
female readers:   
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue   
feeling good!  

Male   
readers: Please scroll down.  

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife....................