Who is a true lover of music?
Ans: A girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath & a boy near d keyhole using his ears and not his eyes

Judge: y r u arrested?
rober: 4 shopping early
judge: well dats not a crime.anyway how early r u shopping?
rober: b4 d shop opened
 
Dr. Chopra, PSYCHOTHERAPIST
wanted his name to be pAINTED in front of his clinic.
gave d work to a stupid man
he wrote like dis- Dr. PSYCHO  THE  RAPIST
 
wife: I m gng 2 London wt gift do u want
Hus: A british girl
wife returns to India
hus: Where is my gift.
wife :wait for 10 months.
 
Wife: i hate d beggar who came sterday
hus: y honey
wife: i gave him food sterday
 but he gave me a book 
"HOW TO COOK"
 
how much is 1000 millions 4 u?
god: a coin.
man : how much is 1000 yrs 4 u?
god: A sec.
man: Can u give me a coin?
god: wait a second.
 
man among my 4sons 3 did Engineering
man2: 4th one?
man1: Useless fellowdidnt studyand bcame beggar.
man2 : Then throw him out
man1: I cant coz he is d only 1 who is earning.
 
i read newspaper
It was quoted as " when u hav alcohol it will affect ur liver"
        so i stopped.
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       Reading news paper.
 
 
 
A sudent attached 100 rs note to his test paper & wrote rs 1 for each mark
Examiner cheched his paper, so he sent rs 66 back & wrote u got 34 marks
"keep d change".